Need to look like a pro? A tattoo can help
Every now and then just about anybody will get frustrated at work. Someone will get the promotion you thought you deserved, the boss will refuse to give you a raise or the company mascot will yell at you “Find something to do!”. Well here us a solution that can help… tattoos.
Curious? The fact is that most bosses like hard workers. How do you prove that you are one? Respecting deadlines?. Nope. Finishing work before the deadline? Everybody will hate you. The key here is to look like a hard worker. The obvious solution is to get some dark, nasty bags beneath your eyes. Yes… this is how a hard worker looks like. You will look dedicated and able to sacrifice your nights for the benefit of the company.
This is not all though. There are several key phrases that you must always remember. If you put them on paper they will most likely be lost, if you tattoo them though in a discrete place, they will be with you forever. Phrases like “I’m on it”, “Boss you look great in this suit” and “I was doing research on the Internet, not playing Solitaire” are all high priority. More advanced phrases like “The volatility of the market will help us establish a higher profit margin”, “I wasn’t able to finish on time because I lacked proper managerial support” and “What’s that parrot doing there?” should be used only by advanced users.
The path is ahead, now what are you waiting for? Let me guess… Better advice?