Tattoos proved to provoke hangover
A recent study showed clearly that after getting a tattoo most people will suffer from repeated hangovers. This the researchers believe is connected with the wide known fact that statistically tattooed people eat much less donuts and are more likely to develop an adversity towards Britney Spears, a statement from the janitor of the research institute “Look guys, these people just like drinking” was quickly discarded as irrelevant.
The baffled scientific community is reacting slowly, but a few medical companies are already investigating the pigments used after obtaining a grant from the government. “We’ll be able to do research of about 3 million euros now”, a joyful researcher commented.
In the meantime the non profit organization “Nice women who hate tattoos” are already raising funds to increase the donut consumption among tattoo owners.
“The evidence is clearly there”, miss Margaret Ledumb says, “if we manage to make those tattoo owners to eat more donuts, those horrible hangovers will stop”. The society has already gained impressive results in the small town Whocaresville where there are an estimated number of about 5 tattooed people. “The donut consumption was tripled after we managed to convince one guy to eat 6 donuts daily”, the same miss Ledumb stated.
Uncertainty remains as summer rolls on and the beer consumption is rising. One thing is sure though, in the light of these recent studies it is safer to like Britney Spears and eat more donuts.